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[30.0s] I'm not sure. It's very strange, but, you know, kind of fun. It's sort of what you want to happen in the big city, to be honest with you.
[36.0s] So where's the ledger now?
[37.0s] It's hidden.
[38.0s] Where?
[39.0s] In a bathroom.
[41.0s] Do what you want with the porn, guys, but we need the book. And you're gonna have to come with us, miss.
[47.0s] It's Glim.
[48.0s] Ah, crap.
[50.0s] Glim? Are you up there?
[51.0s] Hey, what's that?
[52.0s] It's Meemoot.
[53.0s] Uh, do you know a Meemoot?
[55.0s] Um, I know a moot.
[57.0s] Can you get us, um, these tools?
[60.0s] Ah, my head's not in the game. I'm worried about Glim in jail. It just all seems wrong to me.
[67.0s] Let's go talk to the warden.
[68.0s] Oh, Gabriel, it's a pleasure to see you. Who is your new friend?
[72.0s] This is Moot. Don't ask him to hold anything for you.
[75.0s] I think you have a friend of mine locked up in your jail cell, and I don't think she should be in there.
[81.0s] The justice system will have to take its place in this instance, and if truly your friend is found innocent, she will be released that instant.
[89.0s] First of all, your friend is not getting out.
[92.0s] No, it didn't sound that way.
[93.0s] And Ms. Man-Meow-Meow is probably not gonna send her to a labor camp.
[98.0s] Mm-hmm.
[99.0s] Let's go find you some thief's tools.
[101.0s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We are a D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast, and I'm your dungeon master Russ More, and with me today is Amy More.
[114.0s] I am so enthusiastically here, and I am playing a halfling rogue named Sullivan's Light.
[123.0s] And Tom Laird.
[125.0s] Hey, I am also very enthusiastically here, and I am playing a wild magic half-orc sorcerer named Moot.
[133.0s] And Carla Johnson.
[135.0s] And I am obviously also very excited to be here. I play a dragonborn pAlydin named Glim.
[142.0s] What do we do after this? How's everybody doing?
[145.0s] Usually we've thrown you off by now with some inanity in the intro.
[149.0s] I would like to interject.
[151.0s] Oh, perfect. There we go.
[152.0s] Right on time, yep.
[153.0s] Yeah, I brought Carla some delicious pie earlier today.
[157.0s] It's true. Tom is so nice to me. It's amazing. He brings me all these treats.
[163.0s] If you go to our Discord, you can often see pictures of the nice things he bakes. Today he brought me a slice of delicious key lime pie.
[173.0s] I don't like key lime pie, and I'm so jealous right now.
[175.0s] It was very good. It was a very good summer dessert. Refreshing.
[179.0s] Right? Nice and cool. It's good.
[181.0s] If you want to see all those delicious things, I mean, you can come over to Discord.
[185.0s] Tom posts some sweet stuff over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast, including some of those recipes.
[192.0s] Yeah.
[193.0s] So you can come check us out over there. And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.
[197.0s] Like today's patron, Carla and Nap, or Canap.
[202.0s] I don't think we ever figured it out if it was either or.
[204.0s] I don't think it's Canap.
[205.0s] Well, we're going to go nap.
[207.0s] Well, you guys, we're going to go nap.
[209.0s] Yep.
[210.0s] See you later.
[211.0s] Thanks, Carla.
[212.0s] Thanks for listening.
[213.0s] Yes. Thank you, Carla.
[214.0s] Thanks, Carla.
[215.0s] You're awesome.
[216.0s] Right?
[217.0s] Fuck it. Let's play D&D.
[218.0s] Our friends are in jail, Sully and Glim.
[221.0s] Moot, you were given, you and Gabriel had kind of decided that you should maybe go get some these tools after talking to Miss Mammyowmeow.
[231.0s] Yeah, she did not seem like she was on the up and up.
[234.0s] So yeah, let's pick up with Moot and Gabriel.
[240.0s] Where do we, where do we find these things?
[245.0s] Well, I have a friend who dabbles in some such things and may be able to help us acquire particular tools.
[257.0s] No time like the present. Let's go talk to this friend.
[261.0s] Alright, let's book it.
[263.0s] And when he says let's book it, he begins walking, you know, at a normal pace.
[268.0s] Does he just pull a book out of his pocket?
[270.0s] He saunters.
[272.0s] It's a brisk saunter.
[274.0s] But you're making your way through the streets of Neverwinter.
[279.0s] And we cut back to Glim and Sully.
[286.0s] So, first time in jail?
[289.0s] Yeah, it is my first time in jail.
[291.0s] Have you spent much time in these kind of institutions?
[295.0s] Well, not like this exactly, no.
[298.0s] Is this living up to your preconceived notions of jail?
[301.0s] Um, yes.
[304.0s] Would you say this is a regular jail or like a tough jail?
[309.0s] Seems pretty empty, other than us.
[311.0s] Yeah, I don't, it makes me think there's like no crime in Neverwinter, but that doesn't sound right.
[319.0s] But I don't know, I'm not from here, so.
[322.0s] Yeah, I don't feel like, um, it seems like law enforcement in this town is maybe not totally on the up and up.
[338.0s] You're probably, probably right.
[343.0s] Huh.
[344.0s] I mean, what really is on the up and up?
[346.0s] Like, describe up and up for me.
[348.0s] Well, where I'm from, I mean, people mostly obey the law.
[351.0s] And if they don't, then, then the people in charge are, are tough but fair and meeting out judgment.
[356.0s] And it just seems, seems like here they won't even, they won't even let me talk to anyone.
[364.0s] I mean, they know I didn't do anything.
[366.0s] I had the book.
[367.0s] That's, that's true.
[368.0s] But.
[369.0s] That sounds like you come from a very ideal, ideological place.
[373.0s] Ide, ideal, perfect place where people follow rules.
[376.0s] I do come from a very idyllic place.
[379.0s] You're right.
[380.0s] That's the word I was looking for.
[381.0s] You see, I haven't had any formal education.
[383.0s] Really?
[384.0s] You seem very smart.
[386.0s] Thank you, thank you.
[388.0s] I guess you must have been to that, um, what do they call it?
[392.0s] The, the school of hard knocks.
[394.0s] Is that where you got your education?
[399.0s] Uh.
[400.0s] You seem tough.
[401.0s] Oh, yeah.
[403.0s] Totally tough.
[404.0s] Absolutely.
[405.0s] So, uh, hey, how fast is your friend, uh, what was it?
[409.0s] Moob?
[410.0s] Uh, Moot.
[411.0s] Um, you know, we just met the other day so I'm not sure, but I'm really hoping he'll
[418.0s] come through for us because, yeah, things here are definitely not, not great.
[424.0s] Why would-
[425.0s] No.
[426.0s] Hmm.
[427.0s] Why do they want the book?
[428.0s] Did you look in the book?
[429.0s] What's in there?
[430.0s] Uh, well, you know, when I opened it up it was just like a bunch of stuff I
[433.0s] couldn't read.
[434.0s] Uh, and a language I didn't know, so.
[437.0s] Yeah, I tried too.
[439.0s] I thought maybe, maybe it was the language you understood, but no such luck, huh?
[443.0s] No, and, and to be honest, I, I didn't have it for very long before it ended up
[448.0s] in that, uh, that latrine in the bar there.
[451.0s] Right.
[452.0s] Yeah, I wasn't sure.
[453.0s] Seemed like you must have come.
[455.0s] So, why?
[459.0s] Hmm.
[461.0s] I have so many questions.
[462.0s] I guess when we get out of here, either by justice or because, you know, Moot
[468.0s] breaks us out, you want to go find your friend that you lost?
[472.0s] Yeah, you know, I, I haven't really had a friend in a while and, um, Merv,
[478.0s] he, like, he stood, you know, stood by my side for a little bit.
[482.0s] He, I mean, we only knew each other for a few days, but Merv was a good
[487.0s] guy, I think.
[490.0s] He was a fisherman.
[491.0s] All he wanted to do was fish.
[492.0s] Just didn't seem very fair.
[493.0s] I mean, I don't think it's very fair that I'm in here, but he definitely didn't
[498.0s] deserve to be in here.
[499.0s] I mean, like, I had done some stuff that probably should land me in here
[501.0s] at some point, but it was not something that they saw me do.
[505.0s] Right.
[506.0s] So, I don't, and I think that what happened to him is probably worse
[511.0s] than being in here.
[513.0s] Well, sounds like we probably should, should go get him then.
[518.0s] How did, you're not from here.
[520.0s] How did you, how did you get here?
[522.0s] Well, I fell asleep in the woods one day and I woke up here.
[526.0s] Huh.
[527.0s] They said that I, that I fought some guards.
[530.0s] Really kicked ass.
[532.0s] But, I don't remember that.
[535.0s] So, yeah, no, fell asleep, woke up in my cell.
[538.0s] Don't you think you better get home?
[540.0s] Like, won't your family be worried about you?
[542.0s] Uh, you know, I'm really like a lone wolf kind of guy.
[547.0s] Oh.
[549.0s] Okay.
[551.0s] I understand.
[554.0s] So, you hear the sound that you've become accustomed to of footsteps
[559.0s] coming down the hall, keys jingling in armor, clanging,
[563.0s] coming towards the door.
[565.0s] Oh, um, heads up here, Shimmer.
[569.0s] Okay, someone, okay.
[571.0s] Is that my best friend?
[574.0s] And we'll cut back to Moot and Gabriel.
[578.0s] You've weaved through some streets within Neverwinter.
[582.0s] You've crossed over one of the bridges.
[584.0s] And now you're in, um, an area of Neverwinter that you haven't been.
[590.0s] It's a little, um, grungier.
[592.0s] Not nearly as well kept as the area that you have kind of become accustomed to.
[598.0s] You and Gabriel come to a door.
[602.0s] It doesn't look like it's marked with any sort of shop name
[606.0s] or anything like that.
[607.0s] More of a, from what it looks like on the outside, a residence.
[611.0s] And Gabriel says to you, you gonna be cool?
[617.0s] I guess.
[620.0s] What do you mean by be cool?
[622.0s] Like, you know, not freeze his drinks.
[627.0s] Oh, well, if no one asks me to, then I won't.
[631.0s] Yeah, good point.
[633.0s] I did kind of ask you to freeze my drink.
[635.0s] Oh, wait, were you making a cold pun?
[638.0s] Was that what you were doing?
[639.0s] Am I gonna be cool?
[641.0s] Yeah, that's exactly what I was doing.
[643.0s] I'm glad you picked up on that.
[644.0s] No, that's really fun, Gabriel.
[646.0s] You know, that's me.
[648.0s] I am the punniest.
[652.0s] Well, should we, like, knock on the door?
[654.0s] What's the protocol here?
[656.0s] Yeah, just follow me.
[659.0s] And he begins walking up the stairs and knocks a couple times,
[665.0s] waits, knocks three more times,
[668.0s] and then gives a quick rap on the door.
[671.0s] Ooh, I love a secret knock.
[673.0s] You keep it to yourself.
[675.0s] Okay.
[676.0s] Moot pulls out his notepad
[678.0s] and writes down exactly what the knock was.
[683.0s] Gabriel looks over your shoulder, and as you finish,
[686.0s] he grabs the book and tears the page out
[689.0s] and hands it back to you.
[691.0s] Do you make him eat it?
[693.0s] I mean, I hope not.
[695.0s] He, like, puts it in his mouth.
[697.0s] Nope.
[698.0s] Just kind of crumples it up and puts it in his pocket.
[700.0s] He says, no notes on this trip here.
[703.0s] That's the first lesson.
[705.0s] No notes.
[706.0s] You can write no notes down,
[707.0s] but that's the last note you're allowed to...
[708.0s] I was gonna say, Moot pulls out his notebook
[709.0s] and writes, no notes.
[712.0s] That's the last note you're allowed to write,
[714.0s] and with that, you hear some muffled footsteps
[716.0s] coming towards the door,
[718.0s] and you didn't quite notice,
[721.0s] but a slider goes across the door,
[724.0s] kind of peephole level,
[726.0s] and you see a couple glowing golden flecked eyes
[735.0s] from beyond the door.
[737.0s] They look at you and Gabriel,
[741.0s] and then that slider closes,
[743.0s] and the door opens,
[744.0s] and you see standing before you
[747.0s] a deep purple-skinned tiefling
[751.0s] with horns that come out of the front of their head
[754.0s] and wrap around the ears at the back.
[757.0s] The tiefling in front of you has a bald head,
[761.0s] and those golden flecked eyes
[764.0s] that kind of glowed from beyond the door,
[766.0s] now you can tell that they are entirely black
[769.0s] with flecks of gold within them.
[771.0s] He looks rather well-dressed in a deep brown robe,
[777.0s] and he looks to you,
[779.0s] and then Gabriel says,
[781.0s] what brings you here, good friend?
[784.0s] Gabriel says,
[786.0s] well, I have a friend here
[790.0s] who needs some help.
[793.0s] He's got some friends up in the prison
[797.0s] with Miss Mam-Meow-Meow,
[798.0s] and we had a little meeting,
[800.0s] and it sounds like they might not be making it,
[803.0s] much beyond the next couple days at most,
[808.0s] so we're pulling one of the good old heists
[812.0s] of people from a prison.
[817.0s] A jailbreak.
[819.0s] Yeah.
[820.0s] No, people heist.
[821.0s] Yeah, that's what they call it back in my village.
[823.0s] Yes, yes, I see.
[825.0s] This kid, he's been, you know,
[828.0s] his naivete has been rubbing off on me here.
[831.0s] So tradition, of course,
[835.0s] I will wait out here.
[837.0s] Moot will go in to talk to you there, good sir.
[842.0s] Moot, this is Leydon Menda.
[846.0s] You tell him what you need,
[848.0s] and we will see if we can get your friends
[851.0s] out to sweet.
[854.0s] Okay, thanks, Gabriel.
[857.0s] Nice to meet you, Leydon.
[859.0s] Yes, yes, come in.
[860.0s] Come in, Moot.
[861.0s] Moot, was it?
[862.0s] Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
[864.0s] He steps aside and allows you through the door,
[866.0s] and you see Gabriel kind of take a few steps
[868.0s] and assume the position of a watch, more or less,
[873.0s] down at the bottom of the stairs.
[875.0s] Leydon closes the door behind you and says,
[877.0s] Come in, come in.
[878.0s] Just make your way down the hall there,
[881.0s] and inside you see very deep wooden walls,
[886.0s] like deep dark brown wooden walls.
[888.0s] You smell a very strong incense throughout the house.
[894.0s] Down the hall, you reach a door
[897.0s] that is kind of cracked open.
[899.0s] He says, just push through,
[900.0s] and we'll make our way downstairs.
[902.0s] You go down a narrow set of stairs
[906.0s] at the end of this hall
[908.0s] and make it down into a wide-open,
[912.0s] what looks like half storefront,
[916.0s] half alchemist's laboratory of sorts.
[922.0s] There's lots of beakers and different components
[927.0s] that you don't quite recognize.
[929.0s] Some plants and some herbs
[932.0s] that you've seen through the forest,
[937.0s] but a lot of things that look foreign to you.
[941.0s] And he says,
[942.0s] Well, it sounds like your friends are in a bit of trouble.
[947.0s] Yeah, it certainly seems that way.
[951.0s] If you ask me, it just seems like
[953.0s] they got put in jail for no good reason.
[957.0s] I mean, my one friend is a Dragonborn
[961.0s] who follows a Bahamut.
[963.0s] I don't think she's going to be out there
[965.0s] breaking the law, do you?
[966.0s] Really?
[967.0s] A Dragonborn following Bahamut?
[971.0s] Interesting.
[972.0s] And she's in jail.
[974.0s] Yeah, that's the crazy part.
[978.0s] Well, what do you need from me
[980.0s] in order to break them out?
[984.0s] I guess Gabriel said thieves' tools,
[987.0s] but I mean, whatever you have, really.
[990.0s] Okay, yes.
[992.0s] Will any of this cool alchemy stuff get the job done?
[995.0s] I mean, let's start with thieves' tools
[998.0s] and see where we get from there.
[1001.0s] Some of this stuff is rather benign.
[1004.0s] Others, please don't touch.
[1007.0s] And right as he said, please don't touch,
[1009.0s] Moot was reaching to touch something.
[1012.0s] He had his back to you,
[1013.0s] but you had a feeling that he knew
[1015.0s] exactly what you were doing.
[1016.0s] I'm surprised Moot hasn't touched stuff,
[1018.0s] like wasn't running his hands along things
[1021.0s] as he was walking down the hall.
[1023.0s] He seems like the guy who touches everything
[1025.0s] in the store as he walks past.
[1027.0s] You see him walk to a bench
[1030.0s] and reach up on a shelf,
[1033.0s] kind of touch along a bunch of different cases
[1038.0s] that he has up there.
[1039.0s] Some leather, some cloth.
[1041.0s] And he comes to one and stops at it,
[1044.0s] pulls it out, unclasps and opens it up
[1048.0s] and comes over and shows you and says,
[1050.0s] this is your standard array of thieves' tools.
[1053.0s] Are you going to be the one using them?
[1056.0s] I mean, I've never used anything like that before,
[1060.0s] but I'm pretty good with, you know,
[1063.0s] like card tricks and stuff,
[1065.0s] so maybe I could do it.
[1067.0s] Interesting.
[1069.0s] Okay, well, I'm sure Gabriel will assist
[1074.0s] in getting them into the right hands.
[1076.0s] He folds them up and goes to hand it to you.
[1081.0s] What? Is that it?
[1085.0s] Do you need anything?
[1087.0s] Can I go? Like, time is of the essence here.
[1090.0s] Time is of the essence, yes.
[1093.0s] Gabriel knows the routine.
[1095.0s] I'm sure he will fill you in after,
[1099.0s] if he hasn't already.
[1100.0s] Clearly, he hasn't.
[1102.0s] No, is it like a dance routine?
[1109.0s] You're an interesting fellow, Moot.
[1111.0s] I've never, that's just the first thing
[1113.0s] that popped to mind when you said routine.
[1115.0s] I understand, I understand.
[1117.0s] A five, six, 17.
[1119.0s] It is not a dance routine.
[1121.0s] Perhaps there will be something owed to me
[1123.0s] in the future, either by you or by Gabriel.
[1127.0s] But that is for you two to decide
[1130.0s] and for me to call upon as I need.
[1133.0s] Okay, I mean, that sounds great.
[1136.0s] Good, good.
[1138.0s] And he extends his hand a little further.
[1141.0s] The thieves' kit.
[1142.0s] Yeah, so I guess Moot grabs the thieves' tools
[1146.0s] and turns around to shuffle back up the stairs real quick.
[1150.0s] Says, we'll be seeing you soon, Moot.
[1153.0s] Okay, bye.
[1155.0s] You get back up and it's a straight shot out.
[1158.0s] You get out to the front
[1160.0s] and Gabriel has a drink in his hand.
[1163.0s] It doesn't matter.
[1165.0s] I've got the thieves' tools.
[1166.0s] We've got to go.
[1167.0s] All right.
[1170.0s] Let's move.
[1173.0s] Well, are you going to finish your drink?
[1175.0s] Are you taking it with us?
[1176.0s] What's happening here?
[1177.0s] No, this one's coming with me.
[1179.0s] All right.
[1181.0s] Not so fast.
[1182.0s] I don't want to spill it.
[1184.0s] That's why I thought maybe you would just slam it
[1186.0s] and then we could go.
[1187.0s] You don't slam this year.
[1190.0s] No, this one is a good one.
[1192.0s] You want to have a sip?
[1193.0s] Was it like seven?
[1195.0s] Is that what year it is?
[1199.0s] You're funny.
[1200.0s] Boy, what's the year?
[1202.0s] Seven.
[1203.0s] You there, boy.
[1205.0s] He drinks it a little faster
[1206.0s] but continues along the way.
[1208.0s] You're a few paces ahead of him
[1210.0s] and you head back towards the jail.
[1218.0s] Inside the jail,
[1220.0s] the door unlocks and swings open
[1224.0s] and you do see your friend,
[1227.0s] Officer Tangrin, standing there, Sully.
[1229.0s] Tangrin!
[1232.0s] Buddy, what's up?
[1233.0s] How's it going?
[1239.0s] I look at Glim and I say,
[1240.0s] he's a strong, silent type.
[1242.0s] Yo, Tangrin.
[1243.0s] So what's the word here, buddy?
[1247.0s] Come on, we build rapport?
[1250.0s] Sully, I've been asked to bring your friend
[1255.0s] down to Miss Mam-Meow-Meow.
[1257.0s] Oh, are they going to let her go?
[1259.0s] Because she really doesn't belong in here, Tangrin.
[1261.0s] Like, let me tell you.
[1262.0s] It's entirely possible.
[1266.0s] Is there another possibility?
[1268.0s] The world is full of possibilities.
[1270.0s] Sully, you know that.
[1272.0s] Is it possible for me to come along?
[1274.0s] Not today.
[1275.0s] You just told me the world was full of possibilities.
[1278.0s] Yeah, yeah.
[1280.0s] That one I don't believe is entirely possible.
[1285.0s] And he goes and looks at Glim
[1289.0s] and says if you'd be so kind as to
[1292.0s] put your hands through the bars.
[1295.0s] Sure, yeah.
[1299.0s] Slim, it's going to be all right.
[1301.0s] You're going to be fine.
[1304.0s] He shackles your wrists
[1307.0s] and says please step back
[1310.0s] and then unlocks the door to your cell
[1313.0s] and it swings open and says
[1315.0s] if you'd please follow me,
[1317.0s] the warden would like to speak with you.
[1319.0s] Of course.
[1320.0s] Hey, tell Miss Mam-Meow-Meow I said hey.
[1323.0s] She'll know what it means.
[1332.0s] Officer Tangrin is behind Glim
[1334.0s] moving her towards the door.
[1336.0s] And closes the door behind
[1339.0s] and Sully, you're left alone in the cell.
[1342.0s] You walk down a series of hallways, Glim.
[1346.0s] You walk down a long hallway first,
[1350.0s] immediately coming out of the cell
[1352.0s] and you see a large bay window
[1354.0s] that overlooks a courtyard.
[1356.0s] You take a left
[1358.0s] and follow the hallway
[1360.0s] all the way down to the end
[1362.0s] where there is a large wooden door.
[1365.0s] And Officer Tangrin knocks on the door
[1368.0s] and you hear from beyond.
[1370.0s] Yes, yes, come in.
[1372.0s] He opens the door
[1374.0s] and you enter into a very
[1376.0s] lavishly designed room.
[1379.0s] There are many
[1381.0s] rich mahogany's.
[1383.0s] Maybe, we don't know for certain.
[1385.0s] Undetermined origin.
[1387.0s] And many books.
[1388.0s] And the chair swings around
[1390.0s] and you see a rather large
[1392.0s] tabaxi.
[1393.0s] Would you have seen a tabaxi before?
[1395.0s] A cat person before?
[1397.0s] Um, maybe.
[1398.0s] I feel like she's like
[1400.0s] mostly familiar with most of the...
[1403.0s] You did read that book.
[1405.0s] Because people would have come through.
[1408.0s] Right.
[1409.0s] Okay.
[1410.0s] You see a rather rotund
[1412.0s] tabaxi in a
[1414.0s] in a very
[1416.0s] lavish
[1418.0s] lavender blouse.
[1420.0s] And she says,
[1421.0s] Tangrin, just leave her with me.
[1423.0s] You come back in just a few
[1425.0s] and we'll have sorted most things out.
[1427.0s] I'm sure.
[1429.0s] Officer Tangrin leads you to the chair
[1431.0s] in front of her desk
[1432.0s] and then leaves the room.
[1434.0s] And says,
[1435.0s] I'm sorry,
[1437.0s] the paperwork wasn't filled out quite right
[1439.0s] when you came in.
[1440.0s] Your name was?
[1441.0s] Oh, my name is
[1443.0s] Norixius Akra, but you can call me
[1445.0s] Glim.
[1446.0s] Of course, Glim.
[1447.0s] My name is Miss Mam Meow Meow.
[1449.0s] It's a pleasure to meet you.
[1451.0s] Pleasure to meet you too.
[1453.0s] You're the warden, I assume?
[1455.0s] I am the warden.
[1456.0s] I am in charge of
[1458.0s] everything under these roofs.
[1459.0s] You know, nothing goes on
[1461.0s] except for clearly, you know, your name.
[1463.0s] But that's why I have you here,
[1465.0s] to figure out, A, what you're doing
[1467.0s] hanging out with such scoundrels
[1469.0s] like Sullivan Sleight
[1471.0s] and what we can do
[1473.0s] to help each other.
[1475.0s] Oh, well, um,
[1477.0s] I just met Sully
[1479.0s] and I liked him.
[1481.0s] I liked him right away.
[1483.0s] I got a good feeling from him
[1485.0s] and I like to trust my instincts.
[1487.0s] And, um, yeah,
[1489.0s] we had a drink and
[1491.0s] I got that book from him
[1493.0s] and then
[1495.0s] here I am again, seeing him again
[1497.0s] in jail. That's our whole
[1499.0s] history, I think.
[1501.0s] Hmm. And the book,
[1503.0s] and the book, um,
[1505.0s] it was in your possession.
[1507.0s] Did you happen to read
[1509.0s] the book?
[1511.0s] Oh, well, I opened the book, but I couldn't
[1513.0s] understand any of it. It wasn't
[1515.0s] any language I've ever seen before.
[1517.0s] Mm-hmm.
[1519.0s] Okay. Well, that's,
[1521.0s] that's, that's, that's good to hear.
[1523.0s] Um, that book, um,
[1525.0s] Sully, Sully as you
[1527.0s] call him, stole it
[1529.0s] from Lord Neverember
[1531.0s] if you can believe such a thing.
[1533.0s] Hmm. Well,
[1535.0s] did he have a good reason?
[1537.0s] This I am unaware of.
[1539.0s] I was hoping maybe since you were friends
[1541.0s] you'd, you'd, you'd have some inside
[1543.0s] information on why
[1545.0s] exactly he would do such a thing
[1547.0s] of our dear lord.
[1549.0s] Well, I mean, he didn't, he didn't share
[1551.0s] any of that with me.
[1553.0s] Like I said, we, we just met,
[1555.0s] but I liked him. I liked him right
[1557.0s] away. Didn't seem like
[1559.0s] a scoundrel deep down.
[1561.0s] Right. And you,
[1563.0s] Glim, tell me a little bit about yourself. How long
[1565.0s] have you been here in Neverwinter?
[1567.0s] Oh, hardly any time at all. I just arrived on
[1569.0s] a caravan. I've got a destiny
[1571.0s] to save the world.
[1573.0s] How dear, how precious
[1575.0s] is that?
[1577.0s] And here without any
[1579.0s] friends other than Sully or family.
[1581.0s] That just seems like a, something
[1583.0s] that, that's a big,
[1585.0s] that's a big task you have
[1587.0s] ahead of you.
[1589.0s] Well, I'm a follower of
[1591.0s] Bahamad, so there are, there are many
[1593.0s] of us around. I don't feel like
[1595.0s] I'm really alone and I make friends
[1597.0s] quickly. Excellent.
[1599.0s] I feel like, I feel like we could become
[1601.0s] very great friends if given different
[1603.0s] circumstances, you not in shackles
[1605.0s] on the side of, of
[1607.0s] my, of my table here.
[1609.0s] Well, I wonder if you could tell
[1611.0s] me why I'm in shackles.
[1613.0s] I, I know I had
[1615.0s] stolen property, but I didn't know
[1617.0s] it was stolen. It was just
[1619.0s] a book.
[1621.0s] This is true. My officers
[1623.0s] are, they're
[1625.0s] told to follow protocol,
[1627.0s] which, given the, given the,
[1629.0s] given the circumstances
[1631.0s] surrounding the book and
[1633.0s] how, how
[1635.0s] important it is to our
[1637.0s] Lord Neverember. Anybody
[1639.0s] who came into contact with it
[1641.0s] was to be brought in
[1643.0s] mostly for questioning,
[1645.0s] but also to be
[1647.0s] arrested under the assumption that they
[1649.0s] have taken it.
[1651.0s] Well, now that you know that I didn't,
[1653.0s] I guess I can
[1655.0s] be free? Yes, yes, yes.
[1657.0s] There's a, there's a little bit more paperwork
[1659.0s] to do before we
[1661.0s] can, before we can release
[1663.0s] you. I hope you understand
[1665.0s] that
[1667.0s] just, we don't want
[1669.0s] to, to, to have this,
[1671.0s] have this incident take,
[1673.0s] take a foul turn either way.
[1675.0s] So, yes, we have brought you in.
[1677.0s] Yes, we see that you are of pure
[1679.0s] heart, follower of Bahamut.
[1681.0s] And we, we
[1683.0s] just have a couple more things to sort out
[1685.0s] before we can release you, and then
[1687.0s] absolutely you will be on your way
[1689.0s] by morning. So, so
[1691.0s] soon, I'll be able to leave soon?
[1693.0s] Yes, yes.
[1695.0s] Absolutely you will be
[1697.0s] able to leave soon.
[1699.0s] Is there anything else
[1701.0s] you want to know, any other questions
[1703.0s] you have?
[1705.0s] I think,
[1707.0s] I think you've answered most of the questions
[1709.0s] I need answered.
[1711.0s] And what's going to happen to Sully?
[1713.0s] Sully will go through
[1715.0s] the court system,
[1717.0s] which may include a transfer,
[1719.0s] but he, he's being charged
[1721.0s] with, with high treason
[1723.0s] in the city. Treason?
[1725.0s] Not just simple theft?
[1727.0s] What he stole
[1729.0s] is of great importance
[1731.0s] to Lord Neverember.
[1733.0s] Hmm. Can you
[1735.0s] explain the significance
[1737.0s] of the book? I mean, if there's going to be a trial,
[1739.0s] it's all going to come out anyway. Maybe you could just
[1741.0s] satisfy my curiosity.
[1743.0s] That, that, I would love to
[1745.0s] satisfy your curiosity, but as these
[1747.0s] investigations are ongoing,
[1749.0s] I can't release all of the details at the moment.
[1751.0s] Man, this is an act of
[1753.0s] crime.
[1755.0s] I understand
[1757.0s] your interest in the matter, and
[1759.0s] I'm sure everything will be made
[1761.0s] clear tooth sweet, but you have
[1763.0s] answered all of the questions I believe I need answered, and
[1765.0s] I'll just call Officer Tangrin back in,
[1767.0s] and he can escort you back to your cell.
[1769.0s] In fact, we'll even get you
[1771.0s] a lovely pillow along the way, just
[1773.0s] to make sure that the rest of your stay is
[1775.0s] as comfortable as possible, Officer!
[1777.0s] Officer Tangrin comes
[1779.0s] back in, and Miss Men-Meow-Meow
[1781.0s] says, Officer Tangrin,
[1783.0s] please escort
[1785.0s] Miss Glim back to her cell,
[1787.0s] and grab her one of the cushy pillows
[1789.0s] from the
[1791.0s] from the officer's lounge, just
[1793.0s] to make sure her stay is as comfortable
[1795.0s] as possible.
[1797.0s] Officer Tangrin says,
[1799.0s] yes, of course,
[1801.0s] and
[1803.0s] ushers you out.
[1815.0s] Hey, it's the
[1817.0s] middle now, and we're here, with you!
[1819.0s] Say hi, everybody!
[1821.0s] Hi, everybody!
[1823.0s] I thought there was going to be a song
[1825.0s] or something, but I like that we're switching it up.
[1827.0s] Oh, yeah, that's good, yeah.
[1829.0s] Gotta keep people on their toes is what we gotta do.
[1831.0s] We're just going to let you know some things
[1833.0s] that are going on that we're part of, and
[1835.0s] that we're proud to be part of, and
[1837.0s] that we want to just let
[1839.0s] you know about. The International
[1841.0s] Podcast Month 2019 is
[1843.0s] coming up, and that is
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[1847.0s] International Podcast Month, celebrating creators,
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[1851.0s] That's it! Oh, that's fun!
[1853.0s] Yeah, they're doing great things in that
[1855.0s] they're bringing a whole bunch of different podcasters
[1857.0s] together. I think their goals
[1859.0s] here, I should have read this previously,
[1861.0s] but last year they brought over
[1863.0s] 75 podcasters. This year
[1865.0s] their goal is to bring over 100 plus
[1867.0s] podcasters together. What they need help
[1869.0s] with, though, is that
[1871.0s] one person kind of organizes
[1873.0s] this and runs it, so they're looking to
[1875.0s] fund
[1877.0s] that, so they have an Indiegogo going on
[1879.0s] where you can
[1881.0s] get them a small donation
[1883.0s] that goes towards hosting fees
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[1887.0s] and any time
[1889.0s] spent, really. They do a lot of giveaways
[1891.0s] throughout the month, so you can get stickers
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[1895.0s] stuff that they have going on
[1897.0s] there. And they are
[1899.0s] aiming to put out
[1901.0s] over 100 episodes throughout the month.
[1903.0s] Holy cow! And it's one person that does that?
[1905.0s] One person that is the organizing
[1907.0s] team. Last year she did mostly everything
[1909.0s] by herself. She has a team of a few people
[1911.0s] this year. That's what it is.
[1913.0s] Yeah, that's way too much work for one person.
[1915.0s] So there's a team of people, but yeah,
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[1929.0s] fun, and I can't wait to do that.
[1931.0s] I actually do that tomorrow as we record
[1933.0s] this. But there are going to be 35
[1935.0s] audio drama minisodes, five
[1937.0s] more creator interview episodes,
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[2023.0s] Also, there is a door off to
[2025.0s] your right before you get to the turn.
[2027.0s] And he says, just
[2029.0s] wait here one moment. He opens
[2031.0s] the door and says, hey, pass me a
[2033.0s] pillow. And then a pillow
[2035.0s] flies out of the room at him.
[2037.0s] He closes the door and ushers you
[2039.0s] further. You turn right
[2041.0s] at the bay window and head back
[2043.0s] down to the cells. He opens the door,
[2045.0s] ushers you in, and
[2047.0s] hands you the pillow and
[2049.0s] locks the
[2051.0s] door to your cell and
[2053.0s] begins to head back out.
[2055.0s] Hey, hey, hey, can I get one
[2057.0s] of those? I have a feeling like I'm seeing a little bit
[2059.0s] longer. It might be a better use than my cell.
[2061.0s] I will ask
[2063.0s] Ms. Ma'am Meow Meow.
[2065.0s] You know what, man,
[2067.0s] Tangerine, the
[2069.0s] sound of your voice says you're not gonna.
[2071.0s] You're not wrong, Sully.
[2073.0s] Alright. Hey, it never hurts to ask
[2075.0s] though, right?
[2077.0s] It never hurts to ask.
[2079.0s] And he walks out
[2081.0s] and closes the door.
[2085.0s] So, what'd the fat cat have to say?
[2087.0s] Well, I mean,
[2089.0s] it sounds like she understands that
[2091.0s] I didn't know it was a stolen book
[2093.0s] and that there's just some more paperwork to
[2095.0s] do and then I'll get to
[2097.0s] be released in the morning, but
[2099.0s] it sounds like things are a bit more
[2101.0s] serious for you.
[2103.0s] You'll be here for a while and you might
[2105.0s] get transferred and go through
[2107.0s] the court system.
[2109.0s] You know what they mean when they say
[2111.0s] transferred, right?
[2113.0s] Um, I mean, I assume you'll go to a
[2115.0s] different facility, not just the
[2117.0s] town jail, something, some sort of county
[2119.0s] prison, perhaps?
[2121.0s] Sure, yeah, something
[2123.0s] something else, something
[2125.0s] not of this world.
[2127.0s] Oh, you think
[2129.0s] they mean to hurt you?
[2131.0s] Well, yeah.
[2133.0s] Do you see anybody in these jail cells?
[2135.0s] Well,
[2137.0s] no, but I just thought
[2139.0s] I have a feeling
[2141.0s] like not many people stay here long
[2143.0s] term. I think they all get
[2145.0s] transferred.
[2147.0s] He's totally doing air
[2149.0s] quote.
[2151.0s] Well, do you think
[2153.0s] so, will there be a trial?
[2155.0s] Trial for what?
[2157.0s] She told me to steal the book.
[2159.0s] Why did she tell you to steal the
[2161.0s] book?
[2163.0s] Maybe you could explain to me what's happening.
[2165.0s] Well, I can't really.
[2167.0s] I mean, you're in my situation.
[2169.0s] You strike a deal with the warden.
[2171.0s] You just kind of hope that she follows her on
[2173.0s] her side. I follow her on my side.
[2175.0s] But, you know, Merv
[2177.0s] ended up getting stuck through some sort of portal
[2179.0s] and here I am about to get transferred.
[2181.0s] So she asked you to steal that book
[2183.0s] from Lord Neverember.
[2185.0s] Asked, demanded.
[2187.0s] Potato, potato.
[2189.0s] Huh.
[2191.0s] Well, I mean, you had to do it then.
[2193.0s] It's not like you had a choice.
[2195.0s] Well, yeah, and then I bet she doesn't
[2197.0s] want that coming out in any sort of trial.
[2199.0s] Not that anyone would believe a
[2201.0s] lowly thief anyway.
[2203.0s] But,
[2205.0s] still wouldn't be good press for her.
[2207.0s] No.
[2209.0s] No, I imagine not.
[2211.0s] Well, she seemed
[2213.0s] suspicious.
[2215.0s] I guess that's why.
[2217.0s] She's, she's a bad
[2219.0s] person, isn't she?
[2221.0s] Oh, yeah.
[2223.0s] Huh.
[2225.0s] Like, not that I'm,
[2227.0s] you know, got an
[2229.0s] untarnished halo
[2231.0s] or anything myself, but
[2233.0s] I have
[2235.0s] loyalties and values
[2237.0s] and other words like that
[2239.0s] that regular good people have.
[2241.0s] Back outside.
[2243.0s] Moot, Gabriel.
[2245.0s] You have come to
[2247.0s] the rescue.
[2249.0s] The rescue. No.
[2251.0s] You have made your way.
[2253.0s] No, it's not going to be that.
[2255.0s] Well, I mean,
[2257.0s] that's the hope, I think.
[2259.0s] On everybody's behalf.
[2261.0s] But you are across the street from
[2263.0s] where you knew,
[2265.0s] where you were speaking with Sully.
[2267.0s] And
[2269.0s] and
[2271.0s] Gabriel never really asked you
[2273.0s] if you got what you needed, so he asked
[2275.0s] you now. Hey, did
[2277.0s] Leydon give you exactly what you
[2279.0s] were looking for? Yeah.
[2281.0s] That's why we hustled on out of there.
[2283.0s] Cool. And did he mention
[2285.0s] anything?
[2287.0s] I asked
[2289.0s] because he said something
[2291.0s] about the routine, which turns
[2293.0s] out it's not a dance routine.
[2295.0s] But he said
[2297.0s] that he said that you would know
[2299.0s] the routine.
[2301.0s] Yeah, well, yeah.
[2303.0s] Well, I'll sort that out
[2305.0s] with Leydon at once we get
[2307.0s] this sorted out. Yeah. Seems seems one
[2309.0s] sorting is probably good
[2311.0s] for now. Perfect. Okay.
[2313.0s] So we need to get those thieves tools
[2315.0s] up to your friend who needs the thieves tools.
[2317.0s] Yeah.
[2319.0s] Russ, how high
[2321.0s] up is the window?
[2323.0s] Second story.
[2325.0s] So you're looking at
[2327.0s] six between the 16
[2329.0s] to 20 foot mark ish. Okay.
[2331.0s] Yeah, I guess it depends if they got those 10
[2333.0s] foot ceilings or not. Well, you know, there's probably crawl
[2335.0s] spaces and stuff. Oh, sure. Yeah.
[2337.0s] Vent system, et cetera. Something John
[2339.0s] McClain can ramble through. Yep.
[2341.0s] Exactly. Ramble.
[2347.0s] Gabriel, do you
[2349.0s] do we know? Can you teach me
[2351.0s] anything? Like, is there a way that we can get
[2353.0s] these thieves tools from here
[2355.0s] up to there?
[2357.0s] I did teach you lobster claw.
[2359.0s] Oh, lobster claw.
[2361.0s] That's right. But then you made so much fun of me.
[2363.0s] I forgot all about it.
[2365.0s] Yeah. Maybe you think like
[2367.0s] that spell was useless. I mean, yeah.
[2369.0s] I never wanted to cast that
[2371.0s] again after the ribbing that I took.
[2373.0s] Well, I mean,
[2377.0s] we just figured out, you know, how you
[2379.0s] view your appendages. That's all.
[2381.0s] I just it was the first thing.
[2383.0s] Anyway, let's not rehash that. It's
[2385.0s] gone and done with.
[2387.0s] He's a lobster trapped inside a man's
[2389.0s] body. It's a real Zoidberg situation.
[2393.0s] Okay.
[2395.0s] Okay. I will I will try
[2397.0s] to get these from here
[2399.0s] up to there, I guess.
[2401.0s] Hello. Hello. Jail
[2403.0s] person.
[2405.0s] You make your way across and call up
[2407.0s] and Gabriel says just try
[2409.0s] not to be, you know, too loud
[2411.0s] as we are in the middle of a
[2413.0s] street. Oh, sure. Fortunately,
[2415.0s] it's it's nighttime. But yeah, it's just
[2417.0s] I'll keep an eye out. You do your thing.
[2419.0s] Glim. Glim.
[2423.0s] I can't hear right because I'm like
[2425.0s] a cell away. Yeah.
[2429.0s] The other person.
[2431.0s] Are you there?
[2433.0s] The person with Glim.
[2435.0s] I think
[2439.0s] your guy's here. Is your name Glim?
[2441.0s] Yeah, Glim.
[2443.0s] That's me.
[2445.0s] Okay. If Moot's here, ask
[2447.0s] him. Ask him
[2449.0s] if he if he if he got the thieves
[2451.0s] tools. We did
[2453.0s] ask him to bring those, right? I didn't dream that.
[2455.0s] I do. I shoo man over
[2457.0s] to the window. Literally just like
[2459.0s] ha ha ha. And
[2461.0s] there was no
[2463.0s] video. There's no video.
[2465.0s] It was good. And
[2467.0s] I say, hey,
[2469.0s] you got the stuff.
[2471.0s] Oh, hey, other
[2473.0s] person. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I'm going to
[2475.0s] I'm going to try to get it up to that window for
[2477.0s] you. You got
[2479.0s] to go throw?
[2481.0s] Sure. All
[2483.0s] right, Major Lee. Let's do this.
[2489.0s] I'm sure there's a Major
[2491.0s] Lee. Yeah, the Major Jambler Throwers.
[2493.0s] Yeah.
[2495.0s] He
[2497.0s] MLJT.
[2499.0s] You got it.
[2501.0s] Okay, Russ, I want to
[2503.0s] cast Mage Hand.
[2505.0s] All right. Oh, yeah. Stuff's
[2507.0s] happening, you guys. I'm stuck
[2509.0s] in Sullywood.
[2511.0s] So, I mean, you've technically
[2513.0s] cast Mage Hand, so we can say that you cast
[2515.0s] Mage Hand. Now, it's going to be up to you
[2517.0s] how that Mage Hand looks now.
[2519.0s] So, maybe describe
[2521.0s] to me. Let it be a lobster claw.
[2523.0s] I mean, I want it to be a
[2525.0s] lobster claw so badly.
[2527.0s] I mean, it can be.
[2529.0s] Those pinch hard. Like, I don't think it's
[2531.0s] like you drop anything. Yeah, but
[2533.0s] I don't know. After the whole thing,
[2535.0s] you know what? We're going back for the lobster claw.
[2537.0s] It's happening.
[2539.0s] So, it's
[2541.0s] a cantrip
[2543.0s] verbal somatic.
[2545.0s] So, you just tell me what you
[2547.0s] do and how you do it and what your
[2549.0s] Mage Hand looks like.
[2551.0s] I kind of shoot a little, like,
[2553.0s] glance at Gabriel.
[2555.0s] And I say
[2557.0s] He looks back at you and he sees that look
[2559.0s] in your eyes. He mouths,
[2561.0s] Don't do it!
[2563.0s] And he
[2565.0s] holds up his hand and just kind
[2567.0s] of wiggles his fingers.
[2569.0s] So, yeah,
[2575.0s] just to fuck with Gabriel,
[2577.0s] Moot casts Mage Hand
[2579.0s] in the form of a floating
[2581.0s] lobster claw. Just for
[2583.0s] like two seconds and then lets
[2585.0s] it dissipate.
[2587.0s] And casts Mage Hand
[2589.0s] with a real human hand.
[2591.0s] He looks at you
[2593.0s] and he kind of points at you
[2595.0s] and he's
[2597.0s] verbal, you know, showing you that
[2599.0s] he might be laughing, but his eyes say
[2601.0s] that he's not laughing.
[2603.0s] Well, I guess I just said that he would cast it as the form
[2605.0s] of a human hand, but of course it would be a half-orc
[2607.0s] hand, because that's what he's used to.
[2609.0s] That's true, yeah.
[2611.0s] So, yeah, you absolutely
[2613.0s] are able to do that.
[2615.0s] So, this floating hand,
[2617.0s] I get it to
[2619.0s] grab the Thieves' Tools
[2621.0s] from out of my open palm.
[2623.0s] Mm-hmm.
[2625.0s] And I'm going to get it to
[2627.0s] float on up to that window.
[2629.0s] Maybe a little bit inside of it.
[2631.0s] It floats on up
[2633.0s] and, Sully, from your
[2635.0s] side you see a
[2637.0s] spectral
[2639.0s] glowing, what color is it?
[2641.0s] It is a pale yellow.
[2643.0s] A pale yellow
[2645.0s] spectral floating hand that comes up
[2647.0s] that has a case in it.
[2649.0s] And it gets the
[2651.0s] bars and kind of, like, stops
[2653.0s] and, like, hits
[2655.0s] on the bars, like it's trying to
[2657.0s] get through, but it's long ways, and
[2659.0s] it can't quite make it.
[2661.0s] And then the hand
[2663.0s] turns it and pushes
[2665.0s] it through the bars.
[2669.0s] Well, like,
[2671.0s] does it just fall?
[2673.0s] Nope, there is a hand holding
[2675.0s] it in front of you.
[2677.0s] By the tits of Bahamut!
[2679.0s] Good God!
[2681.0s] I take
[2683.0s] the
[2685.0s] thieves' tools from the hand
[2687.0s] and I go to, like, shake it.
[2691.0s] And I can't see what's going on
[2693.0s] so I just
[2695.0s] whisper up, like, do you have
[2697.0s] the thing?
[2699.0s] Oh yeah, I got your weird
[2701.0s] smoky hand stuff.
[2703.0s] Okay, perfect. And I let the hand
[2705.0s] dissipate.
[2707.0s] And it poofs into a
[2709.0s] yellow smoke.
[2711.0s] Well, he backs up. He's like,
[2713.0s] oh God.
[2715.0s] Oh God, Glim, did you see that? Holy shit!
[2717.0s] Sorry, down on the ground, Gabriel's like
[2719.0s] hey, uh, moot!
[2721.0s] NonchAlydint!
[2723.0s] As you see a couple
[2725.0s] town guards kind of walking
[2727.0s] on patrol down the
[2729.0s] street. Moot's like, quick, make
[2731.0s] out with me! Cause that's what people do, like
[2733.0s] on the side. Right?
[2735.0s] And other people just walk right past.
[2739.0s] My God, Glim,
[2741.0s] did you see that? I know, he's magic,
[2743.0s] isn't it? It's pretty cool, right?
[2745.0s] That's fucking terrifying. Alright,
[2747.0s] let's do this shit. You ready? Well,
[2749.0s] let's take a minute.
[2751.0s] I'm supposed to get out in a couple
[2753.0s] hours, so does it make sense for us to break
[2755.0s] out now or should we wait until I get out
[2757.0s] and then you
[2759.0s] use the tools and then I can be waiting
[2761.0s] on the other side to help you?
[2763.0s] Or what do you think?
[2765.0s] Ah, you're so sweet, you think you're getting out.
[2767.0s] Alright, I can come back in a couple
[2769.0s] hours.
[2771.0s] Well, do you think, do you think
[2773.0s] she's not gonna let me out?
[2777.0s] Honestly, no, I don't think she's gonna let you
[2779.0s] out. Cause now I know
[2781.0s] about the book.
[2783.0s] Now you know about the book.
[2785.0s] She asked me if I knew why you had
[2787.0s] stolen it, but I didn't know,
[2789.0s] so I didn't, you know,
[2791.0s] tell her it was cause you told, she told you
[2793.0s] to, but
[2795.0s] I guess she probably thinks that I know
[2797.0s] that.
[2799.0s] Yeah, probably. I mean, we have been sitting
[2801.0s] here just gabbing like girlfriends.
[2803.0s] Hmm.
[2805.0s] Okay.
[2807.0s] Well,
[2809.0s] how often does a guard come
[2811.0s] around?
[2813.0s] Well, about every couple hours
[2815.0s] or so. Oh, so we won't be
[2817.0s] seeing him for a while.
[2819.0s] Yeah, I hear they got all sorts of really good pillows
[2821.0s] and towels in that guard's room.
[2823.0s] I mean, this is a nice pillow.
[2825.0s] And I hold up the pillow.
[2827.0s] Well, I think you should bring that with you.
[2829.0s] Yeah, souvenir.
[2831.0s] So, can you use those tools
[2833.0s] to get us out of here?
[2835.0s] Oh,
[2837.0s] oh, my shiny friend.
[2839.0s] I was born with these tools in my hands.
[2841.0s] So, once we get out of the cell,
[2843.0s] do you remember the layout
[2845.0s] out there, or did you just
[2847.0s] wake up, you know, how much have you moved
[2849.0s] around this place?
[2851.0s] Well, I've gone under the building before
[2853.0s] because I had to go and
[2855.0s] steal a book for
[2857.0s] a big cat.
[2859.0s] So, you know.
[2861.0s] So, you know the way out. I know the way out.
[2863.0s] Okay.
[2865.0s] Well, then I think
[2867.0s] we better get out of here.
[2869.0s] Let's do this thing.
[2871.0s] Alright, I'm going to use my thieves' tools.
[2873.0s] Must I roll 20?
[2875.0s] Yeah, that's going to be
[2877.0s] a sleight of hand
[2879.0s] check.
[2885.0s] 11.
[2887.0s] Rolled a 2, you guys.
[2889.0s] Oh, no.
[2891.0s] So, tell me how
[2893.0s] Sully goes to
[2895.0s] attempt to unlock
[2897.0s] this.
[2899.0s] I think he makes the mistake of trying to unlock
[2901.0s] it from his side.
[2903.0s] From the
[2905.0s] inside.
[2907.0s] Okay.
[2909.0s] Yeah, you
[2911.0s] put the tools in.
[2913.0s] There's a small hole.
[2915.0s] Not keyhole sized. Very small.
[2917.0s] And
[2919.0s] only one of them really fits.
[2921.0s] And it takes you much longer
[2923.0s] than usual before
[2925.0s] you realize that you're doing it
[2927.0s] on the wrong side.
[2929.0s] Alright, so now that I've shown you what not to do.
[2933.0s] Oh, Amy.
[2935.0s] It's a 1.
[2937.0s] Oh, my God.
[2939.0s] That's a 10.
[2941.0s] So you reach around
[2943.0s] and
[2945.0s] put the
[2947.0s] tool,
[2949.0s] the two tools,
[2951.0s] into the lock.
[2953.0s] You hear them begin to click
[2955.0s] and then
[2957.0s] you hear footsteps
[2959.0s] coming down the hall
[2961.0s] and it startles you.
[2963.0s] And you pull your hands back
[2965.0s] in, but one of them kind of gets
[2967.0s] caught and one of the tools
[2969.0s] kind of like
[2971.0s] slingshots down
[2973.0s] a couple cells and it bumps
[2975.0s] along the side.
[2977.0s] Of the side.
[2979.0s] Son of a motherfucking bitch!
[2981.0s] Act cool!
[2983.0s] And I like, hide the tools.
[2985.0s] You don't want to know where.
[2987.0s] And I
[2989.0s] just start talking to Glen.
[2991.0s] So then I said to her,
[2993.0s] I said, well, you know what?
[2995.0s] This pony is only half the size of me
[2997.0s] so I don't even think you can technically call it a pony.
[2999.0s] The door opens while you're saying
[3001.0s] that and when an officer
[3003.0s] who you've seen but
[3005.0s] don't really know, just kind of
[3007.0s] seen him passing, kind of pokes his head
[3009.0s] in and says, keep it down in here.
[3011.0s] Well, sorry Officer Davis.
[3013.0s] That's not
[3015.0s] it doesn't matter.
[3017.0s] Bradley?
[3019.0s] Closes the door.
[3021.0s] I think it was Kent.
[3023.0s] Okay.
[3025.0s] I'm down a tool.
[3027.0s] I thought you said you were really good at this.
[3029.0s] Yeah, I know, I'm just really
[3031.0s] nervous.
[3033.0s] Within the case,
[3035.0s] the kit itself, there are multiple
[3037.0s] tools, not the exact ones you need,
[3039.0s] but some that you know you could probably
[3041.0s] fashion.
[3043.0s] With what I have here, let me try again.
[3045.0s] With a different dice.
[3047.0s] Okay, alright.
[3049.0s] Sixteen.
[3051.0s] So you grab another,
[3053.0s] the same tool that you had that you didn't lose
[3055.0s] and another tool and
[3057.0s] begin to work it again and it takes you quite a while
[3059.0s] because the one you're using
[3061.0s] isn't quite exactly how you're
[3063.0s] supposed to, what you're supposed to be using when you do
[3065.0s] this, but it,
[3067.0s] after a couple minutes you hear
[3069.0s] the sweet
[3071.0s] sound of a large click
[3073.0s] as the lock turns
[3075.0s] within
[3077.0s] and the bars disengage.
[3079.0s] I slowly
[3081.0s] swing my door open just enough
[3083.0s] for me to
[3085.0s] get out because I don't want to risk a big creek.
[3087.0s] There is a slight
[3089.0s] creek, but yeah, definitely a good idea
[3091.0s] not to do that.
[3093.0s] You slip through the bars and you're now
[3095.0s] in the hallway between the cells.
[3097.0s] I
[3099.0s] stand for a moment
[3101.0s] and I look at Glim
[3103.0s] and I look at the door
[3105.0s] and I look at Glim
[3107.0s] and I look at the door
[3109.0s] and then I look at Glim
[3111.0s] and I'm like, oh god.
[3113.0s] Okay.
[3115.0s] And I go and I free her with a now
[3117.0s] twenty. Oh, it was so close to you guys
[3119.0s] with a 19. Oh!
[3121.0s] With a 28.
[3123.0s] So while you're doing this
[3125.0s] looking forth look, you've actually gone and picked up
[3127.0s] the correct tool that you've flung across
[3129.0s] the room. Right, that's what I was looking at.
[3131.0s] Absolutely not considering leaving without her.
[3133.0s] I was considering the tool.
[3135.0s] But then you go over to her cell door and
[3137.0s] it
[3139.0s] like muscle memory, this one
[3141.0s] unlocks very quickly for you and the bars
[3143.0s] disengage.
[3145.0s] Alright, you're really big.
[3147.0s] Can you
[3149.0s] be quiet?
[3151.0s] I can be quiet
[3153.0s] and I also try to like
[3157.0s] you know, I also only open the door
[3159.0s] as big as I need to, but
[3161.0s] I am pretty beefy.
[3163.0s] Which is all the way.
[3165.0s] There is a
[3167.0s] much
[3169.0s] louder creak
[3171.0s] but as you kind of pause and go through
[3173.0s] you don't hear
[3175.0s] any footsteps from beyond the door
[3177.0s] and you also make your way
[3179.0s] out of your cell.
[3181.0s] I run back and I grab her pillow.
[3187.0s] Alright, let's go.
[3189.0s] Outside,
[3191.0s] Moot and Gabriel
[3193.0s] are standing in the street.
[3195.0s] Gabriel says to
[3197.0s] Moot, so what's the plan
[3199.0s] if they
[3201.0s] actually make their way out?
[3203.0s] You should probably find like a get away
[3205.0s] get away kind of ride.
[3207.0s] Yeah, that's
[3209.0s] that's a really good idea.
[3211.0s] What do you think? What do you have in mind?
[3215.0s] We're a couple
[3217.0s] of streets down. You know what?
[3219.0s] Follow me. This is going to be a lot of fun.
[3221.0s] Okay.
[3223.0s] You guys head off down the street
[3225.0s] and you round
[3227.0s] a couple corners and you see a
[3229.0s] whole line of carriages
[3231.0s] and down at the end
[3233.0s] you see a big stable
[3235.0s] filled with horses.
[3237.0s] Do you know how to hotwire one
[3239.0s] of these things?
[3241.0s] Do I know how to
[3243.0s] hotwire one?
[3245.0s] You feed it oats. You feed it, you give it oats.
[3249.0s] Oh, okay. That sounds easy.
[3251.0s] Okay.
[3255.0s] You get down to the
[3257.0s] end of the hall. Who's leading this
[3259.0s] escapade? I think I am.
[3261.0s] Yeah, I think so too.
[3263.0s] I go up to the door and I test the handle
[3265.0s] to see if it's locked. It is locked.
[3267.0s] Alright, I am going to roll a nat
[3269.0s] 20.
[3271.0s] Okay, it's only a 6 but that's a 15.
[3273.0s] Yeah,
[3275.0s] it's not any real
[3277.0s] issue to unlock it.
[3279.0s] And you hear the lock disengage.
[3283.0s] And I open it open a little
[3285.0s] bit and I peek out.
[3287.0s] And I'm pretty sure in the thieves
[3289.0s] tools there is a small
[3291.0s] mirror that I
[3293.0s] use to look around the corner.
[3295.0s] You see down a
[3297.0s] dark hallway. It's torch lit.
[3299.0s] It's the quietest
[3301.0s] you've seen this hallway. But you watch
[3303.0s] for a second and then you see a guard
[3305.0s] walk down the end of the hall
[3307.0s] from like right to left.
[3309.0s] So walking towards where you know Ms. Mam
[3311.0s] Meow Meow's office would be.
[3323.0s] Can they please have a pretty
[3325.0s] pretty woman moment?
[3327.0s] Like is it in a snap case?
[3329.0s] I feel like we've done that
[3331.0s] in another episode.
[3333.0s] Oh man, we probably have.
[3335.0s] It's entirely possible.
[3337.0s] Damn it.
[3339.0s] We're always full of such good ideas.
[3341.0s] I've run out of jokes you guys and tapped out.
[3343.0s] We need to go see more
[3345.0s] movies.
[3347.0s] Call her a stallion.
[3349.0s] Sure did.
[3351.0s] I think Sally has a problem remembering names.
[3353.0s] I think so too.
[3357.0s] Anytime you say she like
[3359.0s] swivels around on her chair, I expect
[3361.0s] her to be holding a cat.
[3363.0s] Totally.
[3365.0s] That's what I picture, which is
[3367.0s] strange.
[3369.0s] She is the cat.
[3371.0s] Is she petting herself?
[3373.0s] Maybe.
[3375.0s] I'd just like to say the amount of French
[3377.0s] you're throwing into this game is just
[3379.0s] like, très bien.
[3383.0s] Two characters have
[3385.0s] tooth-sweeted it already.
[3387.0s] Perfect.
[3389.0s] It's very French.
[3391.0s] We're getting multicultural
[3393.0s] over here bitches.
[3395.0s] We really want to hit the Quebecois
[3397.0s] market hard.
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